Punching People T-Shirt
Because punching people is illegal.

Some days test your patience.
This shirt is your reminder to stay civilized.

The Punching People tee delivers sharp humor with just enough restraint to keep things legal. Featuring a bold, tattoo-style skeleton enjoying a fine pour, cigar in hand, it’s a nod to choosing whiskey over violence — most of the time.

Available in black, military green, or gray, this tee is soft, comfortable, and built for those who handle frustration the proper way: slowly, calmly, and with a drink in hand. It’s dark, clever, and unapologetically honest.

Whiskey.
Because punching people is illegal.