Punching People Hoodie
Because punching people is illegal.

Some days test your patience more than others.
This hoodie helps you make the responsible choice.

The Punching People Hoodie delivers sharp, dry humor with just enough class to keep things civilized. Featuring bold, tattoo-style artwork of a skeleton enjoying a fine pour, cigar in hand, it’s a reminder that whiskey is often the better option.

Available in black or gray, this hoodie is warm, comfortable, and built for cool nights, long conversations, and situations where restraint is a virtue. It’s calm, clever, and unapologetically honest.

Whiskey.
Because punching people is illegal.